Category Archives: humor

America’s Top Most Hated Person Is

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Casey Anthony is the “Most Hated Person in America”, according to a survey by California-based E-Poll Market Research.
E-Poll said 1,100 respondents took the survey nationwide. Of those, 53% claimed to be aware of Anthony and 94% said they disliked her.
Anthony, accused in the death of 2-year-old daughter Caylee Marie, was followed by reality TV stars Spencer Pratt (#2 with 88% dislike) and Nadya “Octomom” Suleman (#3 with 87% dislike).
The #4 “Most Hated Person in the US” is O.J. Simpson, who also underwent a controversial murder acquittal like Anthony. Another reality television personality, Jon Gosselin, came in at #5.
Completing the Top 10 list are Levi Johnston (#6), Jesse James (#7), Paris Hilton (#8), Heidi Fleiss (#9), and Howard Stern (#10).
Additionaly, 57% of the sample described Anthony as “creepy” while 60% described her as “cold.”

Diamond Contact Lenses—Would You try Them?

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We’ve heard of colored contact lenses, cat eye contacts, and even Lady Gaga’s circle contacts that enlarge your irises, but what about diamond contacts? They may sound like a hoax, but the Today Show blog, Wired, and Gizmodo are reporting on gold-plated, diamond-encrusted lenses from Shekhar Eye Research Center in India.Designed by Sanjay Shah, the lenses are available in Mumbai, India and are made out of gold plates with eighteen diamonds stuck on each. Priced between $11,200 and $15,700. Forget bling on your finger, now you can have eyes that literally light up a room for a whopping $15,000?.. That’s what I call crazy!

Photo of The Day ~ Nadya Suleiman “Octomom”

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Remember “OCTOMOM”?.. I was browsing the net looking for the most outrageous photos and found this one. The picture of Nadya Suleman revealing her flat stomach in an animal print bikini during a photoshoot on an Orange County beach this week. Octomom is still squeezing the last 15 minutes out of her fame… This is insane.. Is she serious?..

Photo via Global Grind

Today’s Joke~ Ferrari vs Mini Cooper LMAO

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There’s a man walking and a  girl noticed his fly open . So the girl said to the man, Sir your garage door is open, the man replied,oh did u see my Ferrari? The girl replied, no sir but I saw a MiniCooper with two flat tires! :-) .. joke shared by my friend Cathy Campo..

1.11.11 ~ I Had To Do It

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What if anything does 1.11.11 mean to you and how will it affect us all in the New Year and beyond..

Some says One primarily deals with strong will, positivity, pure energy. The number One reflects new beginnings AND purity…..

To me, it means a brand new start ..So here’s to the New Challenge, New Goal, New Optimism, New Aproach, New Mission  and New Resolution ~ Happy 1.1.11 Continue reading →

Coco Beckham Vs Coco Prince

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One is a bulldog,another a Lhasa Apso.One is cuddly and meaty,the other is snuggly and furry.One a not so lap dog, the other wants to be on your lap 24/7.But both are cute,very stylish,spoiled,love the camera and loves to be the center of attention. I think they will make a good couple….What do you think.. LOLZ

Coco~ with borrowed sun shades?!..

Coco Beckham.. note the pink nailpolish

Daily walk(what’s with the sad face?)
Coco Beckham showing off her pink nail polish..

Out and About with Tender, Love and Care (TLC) ~~ Coco with her Master David Beckham in an LA park.

Coco and I

Snuggly and furry Coco taking a mid afternoon nap

Just For Fun~What Kind of Musical Instrument Are You?!

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Believe it or not, certain personalities tend to play certain instruments.Have you ever wondered if you resemble a guitar? How about the drums? I have always feel like I am a CELLO~ and the reason behind is that, it is one of the few instruments that resembles a human voice, beautiful to look at,marvelous sound,beautiful and elegant workmanship! So What’s yours?Take this poll and let us know why do you think you resemble that certain instrument.Refer to this site for more music instruments! Have fun!

Rihanna-Rebellious Flower!?

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So Rihanna just got a brand new tattoo done on her neck.The 22-year-old singer just got the fresk ink yesterday at East Side Ink tattoo parlor.It says “Rebelle Fleur” in script, which means rebel/rebellious flower in French.What’s so LOLs is that it’s not even written correctly. it should be “Fleur Rebelle”… mmh you think someone should check the meaning of the tattoo  (if it’s in another language) to make sure it was right first before get done!




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The Hormone Guide ~Women Will Understand This! Men Should Memorize It!

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I got this through email and wanted to share a little laugh with you!.
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! (Just for humor)




DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA  SAFE

What’s for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here’s my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn’t
over-do it today.

I’ve always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.



13  Things PMS Stands For  
 1.  Pass My Shotgun 


2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 


3.  Perpetual Munching  Spree 


4.  Puffy Mid-Section 


5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 


7.  Pardon My Sobbing 


8.  Pimples May Surface 


9.  Pass My Sweatpants


10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 


11.  Plainly; Men Suck 


12.  Pack My Stuff 


and  my favorite one : 


13.  Potential  Murder Suspect 


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Julian Beever Continues To Amaze People With His 3D Chalk Drawings

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Julian Beever is an english, Belgium-based chalk artist who has been creating trompe-l’œil chalk drawings on pavement surfaces since the mid-1990s. His works are created using a projection called anamorphosis, and create the illusion of three dimensions when viewed from the correct angle.Beever works as a freelance artist and creates murals for companies. He has worked in the UK, Belgium, France, The Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Denmark, Spain, the U.S., Australia, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Russia and Portugal. These are some of his drawings.. 
                     Just remember while viewing these…,  that it is chalk on a flat surface!! 

 Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement 
People are actually avoiding walking in the “hole”.. funny how human brain works!
Two similar drawings viewed from different angles!
Sony Vaio
Coca Cola
She is the World!
Meeting Mr Frog
Street Fishing 
Santa Mail

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Dog’s "It’s Mine" Property Law

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I was visiting my friend Brahm’s blog ~ ” Alfred Lives Here“, and saw this blog post about dog’s  top ten  property laws , and loved it.. So I wanted to share this little humor about dogs, Enjoy:


1- If I like it, it’s mine.
2- If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
3- If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4- If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5- If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6- If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7- If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
8- If I saw it first, it’s mine.
9- If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10- If it’s broken, it’s yours…

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Photo of The Day~ Larry King and Snoop Dogg Riding In Convertible

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Larry King tweeted these photos, while he went riding low, hood gangstga styles with Snoop Dog. I love the combination of these two! Meet classic and hood at its best..LOL


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Photo Of The Day ~ Lets Just Tag .. Tweets,Tweeting,Tweeples,Twitterland,Twitterverse…

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Photo of the Day ~~ It’s Me, doing what? Tweeting
My husband thinks I tweet  a lot.. I often deny..but this time he decided to take a photo to prove that he was right and I was wrong!..that I tweet a lot.. This photo was taken over the weekend..we had a short vacation.. call it a  weekend vacation..

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Photo Of The Day ~ Coco An Honorary Saint

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Coco was picked as today’s Peoplepet’s Cutest Pic of the Day!  by People Pets on Twitter (Feb 8,2010).Great job Coco for predicting the NFL winner.

“Coco is an honorary Saint”: http://img131.yfrog.com/i/gwgd.jpg/ 

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Superbowl XLIV 2010 Is Here~ Enjoy These Funniest Commercials~

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Superbowl XLIV is Sunday, Feb. 7, 2010 and NFL fans are getting ready for the game between the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts. But, there are also fans who can’t wait for those famous, funny and clever Superbowl television commercials. In anticipation of the 2010 line-up, here’s a preview of a few great upcoming Superbowl ads and some previous years classics.

Credits~MSATW

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Who’s Your Doppelgänger?

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Malinda Williams—- Photo Credit~Ericka

Doppelgänger ~a ghostly double of a living person that haunts its living counterpart.If you’ve noticed that many of your Facebook friends look a lot like celebrities, it’s not your eyes playing tricks on you: It is Doppelganger Week on the social network site.The trend went viral last week and still is going on with more and more Facebook users changing their profile pics to celebrities they’ve been told they resemble.

“The basic premise is that everyone has been told at least once in their lifetime that they resemble a celebrity,” says the Doppelganger Week fan page on the site, which also provides help for those who might not know what celebrity they resemble by directing users to face-recognition sites that help find their celeb look-alike.I have been told I look a lot like Actress Malinda Williams (Soul Food)…What do you think? 

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What Does Your Day Of Birth Say About You

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Ever wonder what day you were born on? The day you were born on can say much about your personality.After searching around, I found out that I was born on a Monday.Do you want to find out? Facebook and Wishafriend have put up a quiz to help you find out about your personality. So go ahead, have fun and take this quiz to know more about yourself. Visit Wish A friend and Facebook. for the quiz.

Monday’s child is fair of face
Tuesday’s child is full of grace
Wednesday’s child is full of woe
Thursday’s child has far to go
Friday’s child is loving and giving
Saturday’s child works hard for a living
Sunday’s child is fair and wise
and good and gay
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Parents Are On Facebook~Is It Good or Bad~

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You sit at your computer or browsing you cellphone for your daily log onto Facebook – aha! A friend request! Your hear beats with excitement as you click to see who is dying to befriend you now . . . and it’s your mom.
What do you do? Dont panic..This is what I did after receiving a friend request from my Mom this morning.

->Step 1
Don’t ignore them. They are only going to poke you or message you asking why have you not seen their Friend Request or add your friends asking them why you haven’t seen their Friend Request.
->Step 2
If necessary, add them on Limited Profile.. visit here->.answer.yahoo.com

->Step 3
Once you have added them, explain that they are limited to 10 quizzes and/or application requests per week. If necessary, imply that this is a Facebook rule imposed by the Facebook powers that be.
->Step 4
Demand that they cannot tag you in all 5 of the photo albums of you as a toddler, as a newborn, and most of all as a middle schooler.
->Step 5
Assert that the friend suggestions to add Aunt Sally/Aunt Patsy/Uncle Mo are starting to pile up.
->Step 6
Get over it. Know that no matter what you can’t escape the loving clutches that produced you.
->Step 7
Join a support group
http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com
->Step 8
If my own parents are reading this, this does not apply to you, promise. I truly appreciate your Facebook Friendship  :-)

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Land Of The Free

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-IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
-IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
-IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
-IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
-IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
-IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
-IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
-IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
-A JOB,
-A DRIVERS LICENSE,
-SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
-WELFARE,
-FOOD STAMPS,
-CREDIT CARDS,
-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A -LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
-FREE EDUCATION,
-FREE HEALTH CARE,
-A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
-BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
-WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
-AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

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